Chacha Choudhury aur Moochwale ke charche

Moochwala-1 So I was on a bus to Cuttack to one of my Seniors marriage …I bumped into a distant Uncle in the bus after 4 years… The previous time he met with me was when I had taken a software ecommerce job at Bangalore. Just to give a background… He is one of those overconcerned uncle types for no particular interest or reason…

He asked, Arey Dipu…tu kirey…bahut dina parey dekha…au einey kouthee…

I said, moon sei Bangalore software dotcom site…

Uncle, little surprised…
Ahuri sei dotcom site?!!
Chari barsa taley ta seiyya kahu thillu… dotcom site ta bani jaichi… Ahuri kana karuchu?!

ChachaC-1U shud have told him that u and ur colleagues are trying to add some more dots to it

Moochwala-1So if I bump into him again and asks, ‘ahuri sei dotcom site rey… Arey dasa barsa taley parey website bani jai thilla para?!’

I am eager to reply…’moon http ku https conversion karauchi’ :))

Moochwala-1Another day another question from another uncle…

Dui hazaar loka tuma company rey?!

Tamey sabu kana karucha sethee kahilu?

Computer chaleiba payeen etey loka?

ChachaC-1Haha. Even I had a same situation with someone in my village..

Similar to that of urs…

You should have said to your uncle…Computer ta baa mari jaaichi.  Amey sethipaain ete loka taa Ku bancheiba paain havan karucchu with dhulia baba mantra

Next time u say that u r no more into chhota mota developer’s work. Now u have become computrrr baba

So u r creating dot come jobs to be completed by entry level babas

Moochwala-1Arey se Bapina ta kan computara data entry sikhuthilla…

Tike taku kouthee Bangalore chakirirey pureidounu…?!

ChachaC-1Arey aama toka taku kouthi purei de company phompany dekhiki

Moochwala-1Ta computer typing speed kete?

Na mamun sei speed rey Bangalore rey habani… Tikey au speed karu

ChachaC-1Taku gote typing tutor de.. Taa speed badhiba

Baba, aaji kaali only haata typing re chaakiri milooni.. Duita jaaka goda re b pilaa maane type kaleni

Typing nuhe.. Computer re badei paaribu ta?

Moochwala-1Baapina typing speed bahut badhei deithiba einey Ananta…

Tu tikey Bangalore rey ta payeen dhara dhari kari jogaada kar…

ChachaC-1Lakhye tankaa laagiba baba. Upara officer maaguchi

Moochwala-1Lakhye tankarey ta eithee PCO kari basiba… Tahele thau

ChachaC-1Chhada jaha taa bhagyare thiba seiaa sie kariba…

 

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